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evi1 – a novel about you,

The most evil man on earth (you) becomes God. He starts off as a sociopath chemist with a bizarre coffee fetish who soon finds himself to be the owner of a gourmet coffee shop chain. From there the story quickly spirals out of control. Read about how he (or you!) takes over the universe. It…

The most evil man on earth (you) becomes God. He starts off as a sociopath chemist with a bizarre coffee fetish who soon finds himself to be the owner of a gourmet coffee shop chain. From there the story quickly spirals out of control. Read about how he (or you!) takes over the universe. It also contains realistic accounts of the primary religious figures in history — Moses, Buddha, Jesus, and Muhammad. This novel contains acts of violence, profanity, and is pretty well guaranteed to offend most anyone. Think “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” mixed with “A Clockwork Orange”, “Truly Tasteless Jokes”, “120 Days of Sodom”, “The Anarchist’s Cookbook”, and “One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish”. This novel is also about coffee.

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